Top 10 Reasons Why People Worship Daily Downtime
If you are unsure about why Daily Downtime is even more of a must-have ingredient than pentapeptides, here are ten reasons why folk love it so:
- It’s FREE! Who cares if it’s stating the obvious, it’s still very cool indeed that Daily Downtime is given away, especially in a sector that is known for its nasty tricks and wily ways to get money out of your pockets.
- It Changes Every Day. Well, except Sundays. We’re too busy having a lie-in and reading the papers. We’re easy like Sunday morning. But on every other day we are working like stink to get you the best new stuff we can.
- It’s Always With You. 95% of us always have a phone with us. Some of us even have two. Daily Downtime is not limited to some games machine, nor does it tie you to a PC screen. It’s in your pocket, it’s in your handbag; it’s right where you want it.
- It’s Good for your Brain. To be honest, we can’t back that up. We’re not brain surgeons. We’re rocket scientists if you must know, but that’s not the point. The experts are undecided whether Brain Training stuff is good for your brain or not. Common sense tells us it is, and Daily Downtime works that cranial bad boy.
- You Can Invite Your Friends. In the Updates & More section you will find a gizmo called Refer A Friend. Clicking here will let you forward on Daily Downtime to anyone in your address book who you think might like it. Needless to say, we pay the cost of zapping to their phone. You can even send it on to someone if you don’t have them in your address book. Look, it’s just a cool thing and you should check it out, ok?
- You Can Crush Your Friends. Of course, there is no point inviting all your friends to use Daily Downtime if you can’t then go on and show them how much better you are than them at all the Puzzles and Games we send your way. We will track your progress and you can compare yourself to anyone you like in our Leagues. They’re coming soon, so watch this space!
- The Adverts are Quick. If you’re going to have a downside, make sure it’s a pretty mild slope. Daily Downtime is ad supported – gasp! – but that doesn’t mean it’s going to ram the God-forsaken things down your throat. Our adverts run for a maximum of five seconds. That’s nothing.
- It’s Family Friendly. Daily Downtime is a mass market offering and, as such, it is safe for anyone to interact with it. You get more risqué stuff in your newspaper. That’s not to say that DD is bland. We’d like to think our sense of humour shines through.
- It’s Improving All the Time. Yup, we are working behind the scenes to make sure that Daily Downtime continues to offer you more choice, more speed, and to squash those annoying little bugs that always creep in.
- It Beats Boredom. After all, that is what Daily Downtime is designed for: those moments of downtime that we all have in our days. When we decided to build this service for you, we wanted to give you something that you could idle away a few minutes on while you were waiting for your tube to arrive, or to pick up your kid, or to fill your coffee break. Anyway, it works, it’s awesome – so why haven’t you gone to get it yet?
- We Alone Possess the Secret to Faster-than-Light Travel. What?!? We do! Go look it up on Wikipedia.
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